One Commercial I Expect to See Any Day Now

(Woman grabbing her chest in pain)

Heartburn is one of the leading causes of illnesses and death in America. That's why we invented Snefferin.

(Woman jumping and dancing in the middle of the field)

Snefferin is not for everyone. Consult your physician before taking it. Secondary effects can range from nose bleeding, blindness, dizzyness, cancer on the skin, osteoporosis, ....

(Woman smelling flowers and smiling looking at the sky)

..., a methastasis in the pancreas, heart failure, lung flema, sinus problems, migraines, chemical brain imbalance ....

(Woman playing with child in the field)

..., diarrhea, loss of muscular movement, blood clots, inability for blood to coagulate, permanent hair loss ...

(Woman kissing her husband)

..., infertility, impotence, long periods of erection (talk to a physician if it lasts more than 4 hours), vaginal bleeding, and irregular menstrual periods, ...

Don't smoke while you are taking them. It may increase the chance of lung cancer, and lung flema. It may also increase emphysema, asthma, among other lung related illnesses.

(Animation of a bee flying from the flower to the screen saying)

Snefferin is a wise choice!

Snefferin, no one else can treat your problem of heartburn like Snefferin does.

(Woman, husband and child saying:)

Thank you Snefferin!